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If you reblog this, One Direction will marry you

mrsniall:

Sorry, but the source is CNN. I can’t not reblog.

(Source: CNN, via onlyforonedirection)


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louisandthecarrotfactory:

only-for-directioners:

you’re so attractive it actually pains me.

yeah you’re so hot it actually paynes me
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